LYRICS
Poor Good Isra-El
Loved in Heaven, hated in Hell
4000 years ago
Abraham and Sara dwelled
in the land west of the Jordan
Later known as Isra-El.
God's first human friend,
He taught love and decency.
Hateful kings tried to kill him,
But he triumphed and lived free.
Poor Good Isra-El,
Loved in Heaven, Hated in Hell.
Freedom-lovers, ring the bell:
Stand up for Israe-El.
Abraham's grandson Isra-El
Took his kin to Egypt land.
They helped Egypt prosper well,
But the next king enslaved them.
Their descendants escaped, home,
Through God's miracles they saw.
They received the Ten Commandments,
From which comes all modern law.
They built Jerusalem, God's City
Built the Temple of the Lord,
Where a Jew named Jesus walked
and taught,
From where Apostles spread his Word.
Tyrant Rome persecuted
Jews and Christians all too well.
Christendom survived and grew,
but Rome scattered Isra-El.
2,000 years in Europe
Gave the Jews a living hell.
Tyrants, hypocrites, and pagans
slandered, slaughtered Isra-El.
Back in the Holy Land
For almost as long,
Arab conquests forced on Jews
Apart-Hate based on religion.
Centuries left the land deserted,
nearly empty and ruined.
Jews still there joined by their fellows
Brought it back to life again.
Arab neighbors and Arab settlers
Came for jobs at Jewish hands.
They resented Jewish freedom,
Tried to drive Jews from the land.
Finally the Jews rebelled and
Made their own free government.
From Arab supremacism
They declared independence.
Tyrants' armies never could win,
So the terrorists returned,
Spreading racist lies and hate,
Bombing Jewish civilians.
Master of Lies told Isra-El
“Give me land and peace will swell.”
But the more land they gave,
he put more Jews in the grave.
When the appeasers offered all,
he stepped up the terror war.
He crushed his Arab settlers well,
And taught them to blame Isra-El.
Like the riders of the Klan,
They shot Jews inside their homes,
Raped and butchered at festivals,
Tore babies from their mothers' arms.
They blamed the Jews when Jews fought back.
They bombed the Jews when Jews ceased fire.
Then they called themselves the victims,
Celebrating every terror.
From the Pilgrims to the Founders,
Mr. Lincoln and Dr. King,
America has chosen Isra-El
as a Model for the Dream.
But while America's loosed its arms
for the freedom of the world,
Hamasnazis and Mad Mullahs
want to destroy Isra-el.
Evil ones hope grave and ghetto
are the fate of Isra-El.
Job's patience and God's love
are all that comfort Isra-El.
Poor Good Isra-El,
Loved in Heaven,
Hated in Hell.
Freedom-lovers, ring the bell:
Stand up for Isra-El.
LYRIC BITS:
DE-VAXED & UN-MASKED
COVID WINDUP DOG
Quarantine Blues
…
Got everythin' I need.
I've never on the spot.
Some say life's a circle.
Well my life's a dot.
…
She said "I’ll always love ya!
I'll wear your favorite skirt!"
Clock beeps, eyes open
and my sinuses hurt.
…
I like it like that
Don't bother me
Livin' alone
in sweet simplicity.
I ain't goin' nowhere,
No I work at home each day,
Then I say hello at Gas 'n Go
and eat at Safeway
… outside …
Get Off My SUV
Family Highway Boogie
…
Son ya wouldn't barf
Ya didn't read in the car.
Janie just hold it
just said we're far.
Don't spill that goop in
my drivin' space.
An' get that mask
off Baby's face!
I wanna S, I wanna S,
I wanna S-U-V-!!!
Ree-ree
Ree-ree
Ree-ree-ree!
Ree-ree
Ree-ree
Ree!
…
UFO Love Song
Can't Get Her Outa My Head
…
Joe ‘n Jack ’n Bill 'n Bob
Got no home an' got no job
Cough on people we can't see
Got a invisible family.
Me I need no CIA
nor no planet men.
All I spy inside my eye
is your bright face again.
and again and again
and again and again
and again and again
-- and again!
Chimmi-Chimmi-Changa
Ric's Food Journey
…
I never went to clubs
becos I hate that scene.
We're all dumb, demandin'
drunk desperate or mean.
So I went down to thee cookstore
ta ask how ta boil a egg,
and this sweet little gal
just took me up a peg.
"She said, ‘I don’t like phonies
and I don't trust glama!
"So let's meet for lunch,
I'll make and bring a
chi-chi
chi-chi
chimmi-chimmi-changa!"
(Ahhhh!)
…
… now she & I are married …
Song From Semi-Life
Everyman's Blues
…
Saw a semi-doctor
'bout my semi-ills,
Well he semi-vaxed me
with his semi-bills.
Drove a semi-circle
to the politician's door.
Says he's semi-agin'
and he's sema-for.
Don't give me semi-trouble
I won't give you semi-strife.
I just wanna git on with
my semi-life.
I can't git no Semi-Traction
Everthin' I try is a Semi-Infraction
…
Had some semi-beers
in a semi-bar.
They was semi-insulted
and we took it semi-far.
Had a semi-lawyer
in a semi-court.
Now I'm semi-guilty
and I'm semi-short.
…
