Ric Victor (as Bogart) (as Sam Spade):
“When a man’s first cousin once removed is replaced in the world’s most successful TV sitcom since Aristophanes, he’s supposed to do something about it.
It doesn’t make any difference that you disliked his commie politics 'cos you were a lifelong JFK-Nixon-Reagan-Scoop Jackson Cold Warrior.
He was your first cousin once removed, and you’re supposed to do something about it. And it happens we’re in show business ...”
[here the audio becomes garbled …]
Test Questions:
- Who was Ric’s first cousin once removed?
- Why was he removed?
- Whom (as JFK would say) did that cousin play in Seinfeld?
- Which episode was it?
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Whom (as Sinatra would say) played that character after Ric’s cousin?
Trick Question:
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Which was the first espisode in which the latter played him?
Bonus Questions:
- What does “latter” mean?
- What is the difference between an episode and an espisode?
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Does Seinfeld know or care about this family grudge? (Hint: he does not.)
Prize:
Whomever submits the most correct or best answers, in Ric’s totally subjective and flakey opinion, may or may not, if Ric feels like it (who knows?) be given the prize of being named on this website for that doubtful achievement.